- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's yellow, dirty, and looks like a potato? a potato

Why did Adele suck the doctors dick? LOL, did you think the doctor really got her to open her mouth all the time so he could "look at her sick throat"

Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses? Because they often have to interact with violent and distrustful criminals.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was being deporting because he over stayed his visa and is now an illegal immigrant

What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? I don't know, I don't look when he bends over because I don't like him like that. He's just a friend, that's all.

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? The deaf man spoke no identifiable words because he could not hear what he was saying. He mumbled a few phrases in jibberish, and the blind man continued looking for his favorite brand of Ramen Noodles at his local Harris Teeter.

Dr. Dick Howard Long visits a friend in England. Arriving at his friend's house, he knocked at the door. A butler then lets him in and asks, "Sir, would you like to wait while the Master bathes?" The doctor then replies, "Sure thing, I'll wait until he's done."

Why did the boy commit suicide? Because he was bullied at school and felt it was the right decision.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What do a grape and a reindeer have in common? They're both purple, except the reindeer.

Q: Whats the difference between a Chicken and Your Mom? A: I dont eat the chicken

A guy walks into a bar. The bartneder says, "Wow, buddy, you look awful. What's wrong?" The guy responds, "My life is a joke."

Q: why couldn't the pirate boy get into the movie? A: the movie was rated R and the pirate boy was only 14 years old, and he didn't have any adult supervision, which prevented him from entering the movie.

How do you get a bear out of a tree with cheese? Camembert.

An Irishman, a Mexican and an American sit a test. They all pass.

How did the chicken cross the road? He went to the crosswalk so all the cars had to stop for him.

cory is gay

What did the rape victim say to the rapist? "mmfff...mmm.....mmmmm"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wish you were here, To get to the other side!

Why did the man die? He jumped of a bridge and then got run over by a train.

A man walked into a bar and said, oppa gangnam style That man is now dead

Why was Michelle crying? I don't know. Neither do I.

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