How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Ow."

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Why is the horse gay. He rapes 3 children

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You are driving a bus. At the first stop, 12 people get on and 7 get off At the second stop, 13 people get on and 11 get off At the third stop, 7 people get off the bus. You turn the bus off get out and go home.

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What do a duck and an elephant have in common? They're both yellow. Except for the elephant.

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A seal walks into a club.

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I saw a man with a hungry look in his eye, like the kind you get from not eating for a while

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How do you make a chicken fly? Throw it

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Has anyone told you, you look fat today?" "Because you don't.

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How do you make a homeless man cry? you throw away his trash.

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What is the difference between a hore and a wife? The hore serves you...

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A mushroom walks into a crowded bar, the bartender says "we don't serve your kind here." Protestingly, the mushroom replies, "why not? I am a spore reproducing eukaryote!" Everyone stares as an awkward silence ensues.

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A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

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What do you call a black person that went to medical school? A doctor

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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Your mama is so stupid she had to go back to school to get her GED in order to get a job that could properly support her family.

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How do you confuse a blonde? You tell em a AntiJoke!

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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yo mamas so fat, she started working out

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You know what I hate long anti-jokes that take up too much space.

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Rebecca Black

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Adam gives a new view of roid rage

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Teacher- "Sally Sue, a sentence that starts with I, please."\ Sally Sue- "I is..." Teacher- "no, no, Sally Sue, when you start with I, you must follow it with am." Sally Sue- "I am the 9th letter of the alphebet."

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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