- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats sad about 3 mexicans getting hit by a train They were remodeling my kitchen

Why can't Stevie Wonder drive? There is no steering wheel at the back of the bus.

Why can't an elephant smoke cigarettes? They do not posses the fine motor skills.

Whats worse than a flat tire? penile fracture

dumbledore says,"today we will learn new spells,any questions?" a student says,"are you serious?" dumbledore says,"no he is in jail for a crime he didn't commit,sort of like the a-team."

. Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

My aunt used to say slow and steady wins the race she died in a fire

I told a woman to make me a turkey sandwich. Of course she complied since I was at Subway.

What do you call a Mexican baptism? A blessed occasion.

A bar walks into a bar, it is then you realize you are in an alternate dimension.

What's the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have their Bar Mitzvah in Nazi Germany.

Two gay guys go into a bedroom, in different houses at different times.

Q:why do bananas where sunscreen? A:beacause they peel!!haha

A fish swims into a wall. Says dam.

Since little kids sleep with stuffed bears, do bears sleep with stuffed humans?

Why did the blind man commit suicide? Cause his wife was so ugly he went blind and become depressed a shot himself...twice.

The Holocaust

RULES: #1) have fun #2) safety first

How does Michael J. Fox like his Martini? With an Olive

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

What did the racist slave owner do when his slave refused to complete his task? Asked him nicely until the task was completed.

Uh, erm, uh...I don't know.

What do Asians eat for dinner? Home cooked meals

why did the mans hair start to get shorter the barber was shaving it!

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