A white man and a black man play a game of basketball, who wins? It depends who's better

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what is more annoying than finding a worm in your apple? An asian kid with ADHD.

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Whats worse than receiving a dollar? Receiving a penny.

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How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

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Why can't helen keller skii? Because she's dead

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Q: What were Peter's emotions after he bought his $2 million house? A: None, in fact he has no home, family and anyone to help him. his leg is pinned down by a large piece of metal that fell on him while looking for food to eat at a construction site, expect him to die of bleeding in the next 24 hours.

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Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

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who hooked up with Sinead Walker? • Liam Findlay

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Why is a black man fat? Because he eats a lot.

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why did the chicken cross the road because everyone on the other side already had bird flu

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Wanted: A tall, well built woman with good reputation, who can cook Frog's legs, who appreciates a good Fuc- shia garden, classical music and tal- king with out getting too serious. Now read only lines 1,3, and 5

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What did the duck say when it walked into the house? This isn't where I live.

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What happened to the man that jumped off the cliff. He died....

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How many elephants can you fit in a car? Five. Two in the front, two in the back, and one in the glove compartment.

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why did the baby die? It was born with cancer

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Stephen Hawking can walk

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Emma Brown..I'd tap that shit Dylan xoxo

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms

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Fuck yourself you piece of shit.

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What do you cal a black boy with a bike? A thief

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Why was 1 afraid of 2? Because 234!

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What do you call a lady that cleans? A cleaning lady.

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Wolf Pussy

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What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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