What do you call an indian who is underwater? A scuba diver.

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women have rights

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't, because feminists can never change anything!

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Why does Lady GaGa have no hair down there? It's physically impossible to grow hair on your toenails.

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What do you get when an Asian and a black person have a baby? Black and yellow. Black and yellow. Black and yellow. :)

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What do you say to jacks mum when your having Sex? Nothing she's dead.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A blonde is a Homo sapien (Latin for knowing man), a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans . A mosquito on the other hand is a common insect in the family Culicidae (from the Latin culex meaning midge or gnat).

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What did the man from Hiroshima see when he looked up at the sky on August 6th, 1945? Some birds.

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What do you call Justin Beiber having sex with a woman? Gay

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Roses are bacon Violets are red I have a gun I'm not very original.

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Yo momma is so ugly, she might not win the "America's next top model" contest.

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What do you call a black man who graduated med school? A doctor

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Roses are red, Violets are not blue, they're violet, which is why they're called violets.

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Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

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josh roberts you speccy cuunt

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Why is poop brown? Because you're a shit.

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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Why is the boy severely mentally scarred? He got raped.

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9 little monkeys jumping on the bed... One fell off and died!

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What sucks?

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Whats long and hard on a black man..... 2nd grade

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Du bist mein Kampf

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door and put it in. How to you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door, take out the elephant and put in the giraffe. Simba hosts an animal convention and all the animals attend except which? The giraffe. There is an alligator infested lake. How do you cross? Swim across. All the alligator are at the convention.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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