- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

Frown is a four letter word.

Two Jewish kids walked into a bar... mitzvot.

What did the fox say to the blonde? "Hello". The girl then captured the fox and sold it to the government.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A bad decision because soccer is in their blood

A scottish and a mexican were walking on the streets when the mexican got hit by a car. The scottish man called the ambulance and walkked away.

Two robots walk into a bar, just kidding, they have Polio.

Why Was my mommy gone last night? -cause I ****ed her

Woman: If you were my husband, I've give you poisoned wine. Winston Churchill: Madame, if you were my wife, I would hope we could have enough love to attempt marriage counseling so as to work out these issues.

What happened? I have absolutely no idea.

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

Steven hawking drives into a bar Disability

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "I already asked ''Banana who?'' Is that your real name? Who is this really?" "Knock Knock." "You are upsetting me. I am calling the police now. Please get off my property."

A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police. There was a severe accident not long ago. Your family are dead.

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

If I crash my car, how many trees does it take to cover my yard in orange juice, yellow, because a cat pissed on my foot.

Knock Knock It's Open!

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

How does a pig go to the hospital? Through the front door.

Make an effort in life whenever you want. Fight trough life when you got no other choice.

Knock Knock Come in

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