Whats better than the holocaust. Darfur

It's your mother, open the door.

anti jokes are like dogs They both rhyme with Maths

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

What is samios' favorite position? ;) Full back... In the bum.

Knock knock Who's there Ummmm....me u r looking right at me O yeah Ummm... Now what U knocked? No. O Ye Ok Alright cya

What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? I don't know, I don't look when he bends over because I don't like him like that. He's just a friend, that's all.

Penis in a box.

Mary had a little lamb, the doctor fainted.

A black guy, a white guy, and a mexican guy walk into a bar. They are good interracial friends that like to put down some brewski's with eachother

Q:What did the cat say to the dog? A: Meow

Why was the girl stupid? She didn't pay attention in school because everyone was making fun of her blonde hair.

Billy: Mom.... Dad, I have decided that I want to live on my own. Parents: Great son! We're so proud of you! Billy: Thanks for your support! Your luggage is outside by the taxi.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One jew to screw in the light bulb.

What do a grape and a spider have in common? Both have 8 legs..... Except for the grape.

Why did the dog go in the bar? Because the door was left open

What did the kettle say to the pot? Nothing, inanimate objects can't talk.

Why didn't the black man pay for his child support bills? He made some unwise financial decisions in the past and is working three part time jobs just to stay afloat.

your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

A Jewish man overhears another man making a joke about the Holocaust. The Jew says, "Hey! You! My father died in the Holocaust!" The other man says, "Oh, I'm sorry. What camp was he in?" The Jew says, "Camp? No, my father had a heart attack."

Why was the black man shot, He resisted against a highly political challenger. Unfortunately for him the Armenian politician was not a very nice guy.

women leaving the kitchen

What did the dog say to the dildo? Your rubber

Bert: Hey, what you got there? Sal: Nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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