Knock knock. Hello dear. Come in.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

A baby seal walks into a club...

Knock Knock. Whos there? Satan.

Roses are red Violets are blue Its just a bulge I swear its not a bomb

How did the dragon get AIDS? He had sex with an HIV positive dragon months prior.

What do you call a lettuce named Andrew? Andrew.

why was the black man in jail? He stole food from a store due to the fact that his family was very poor and could not afford to fend for themselves.

chuck norris is meeeeean to pain.

snooki from jersey shore walks into a bar and gets arrested.

How does a plumber cross the street? Using his legs

why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum it can be done.

What did the African boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he celebrates Kwanza.

Looks through the peephole.

Why was the man crying He wasnt his allergies were acting up.

How many anti-joke fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Or two if it's a really high bulb and you need a second person to hold the ladder for safety.

what was sad about six black guys driving off a cliff in a cadallac? They were my friends

What's worse than eating a piece of elephant shit? Eating two pieces of elephant shit.

Q, Where did Rebecca Black go to eat? A. TGI Fridays

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Yo mama's so ugly that the majority of people find her physically unattractive, but I hear her personality if great.

What did the patient say when the doctor told him he had aids? "Oh my god. Are you sure?"

What happens when Brittany Spears is hungry? She goes to taco bell for food

DON'T expect the unexpected, you don't want to KILL the unexpected ;-)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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