- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Whats worse than 100 babies in 1 dumpster? A:1 dead baby is 100 dumpsters.

I use to be an adventurer like you! Then I got bored.

what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

well the duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man, running the stand "quack" then went on its way

a black father

Why Sam Vitale gay? Because he loves men!

What did the deaf, blind, poor orphan get for Christmas? Cancer

how do you confuse helen keller? you put her in a room full of naked men and tell her that they are really candy canes

What do you call a Mexican from Cancun? A cholo.

What's worse than getting a detention? Slavery...just kidding that was a good thing!

What did the man say to the homeless child. Where's you parents?

What is the difference between Batman and a black man? Their skin color and bank accounts.

How do you know when someone tells a bad joke? You don't find it humorous.

A kid walked into a bar, but was kicked out immediately as state law mandates you must be 21 to be withing 12 feet of an operable bar.

Q: How many Jews can fit in a four door Sudan? A: Two in the front, three in the back, six million in the ash trey.

Your mom is so poor, she contributes to the high unemployment of the country and didn't even have enough money to feed her family so Social Services came in and took them away

There once was a mathematician, a physicist and an engineer in a room without an exit. The ceiling catches fire. They all die.

9/11/2001

a man and a woman are standing at a bar. they have a few drinks and then go home and die.

TRUE COMEDY: "HOW ABOUT THAT AIRLINE FOOD!"

Why was the man arrested? He had brutally stabbed 398 people in a 10 hour period.

Your mom

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I can't stick my dick in a watermelon.

Why did the lady spill her coffee? The waiter accidently ran into her and then apologized.

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