- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE!!!! It's funny cause the robot ain't got no arms.

What do you cal a thousand black people swimming to Africa with a Jew under each arm? Waterboarding.

What is a ghost's favorite dessert? Nothing. Ghosts do not exist, thus they cannot eat dessert.

What's worse than hearing another Holocaust anti-joke? The Holocaust.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its coop was on fire.

How do you make a plumber cry? Make his family cry!!!!!!!!!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the chicken fall off the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

What do you call a chicken with its head cut off? A dead chicken. Most likely ready to be cooked/eaten

Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? He's not doing anything, sir. He's dead.

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

A black guy, a white guy, and a mexican guy walk into a bar. They are good interracial friends that like to put down some brewski's with eachother

Why didn't the depressed girl go on facebook? She was dead

my girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile, thats a big word for a 3 year old

how many gay men can you fit on a barstool 1

Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

What did Abe Lincoln say before he gave the Gettysburg Address? No one knows, its not documented.

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There was a man who bought a cat. He fed it well. It got so fat.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

How do you know if it's to late to turn your homework in? When the time allotted is up.

Jim fell of his bike, wanna know how. Someone threw a car at him. Knock knock, who's there, not Jim

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died...

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