- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Englishman say to the Irishman? "I am from England"

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Q: what happens when you throw a red rock into a blue lake? A: a splash.

Why didn't the bear go snowboarding? It was hibernating

What did the downs syndrome say when he walked into the bar? 'nbgzsbjndjgtbnsuzhvcghvdhjdtv.' He has downs syndrome

Chayton

why don't you make like a tree. and get out of here

whats funnier than drews nose .... ??

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

A pregnant woman is about to deliver. Both she and her husband are very excited about their first child being born. Then, it turn out that their baby has a rare deformation and has no limbs at all. They still love him

How do you starve a black family? Hide there government assistance card under their work boots!

What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF! What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF HOLDING ITS BREATH!

Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris

whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing you should be worrying about the future not the past.

Whats funny? Nick Sotelo

Why do teenagers, especially girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and creates a fanbase large enough to promote his career thus increasing profits which provides him a better quality of life and great financial future

What do you call a blue duck that speaks? A dream.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I don't have cancer, but you do. Love, your doctor.

HTML

Why did the chicken cross the road? The road was Catholic, and it couldn't cross itself.

poop

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first says, "I'd like some H2O" The second says "I'd like some H2O as well." Nobody dies.

What did Dela Ware? Nothing.

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