- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's samller than a table but can't go under it? A baby with hay fork in his back.

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Q:Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple A:You have AIDS

What did the Polar Bear say when he slid off the iceberg? Radio

whats stupid and likes dumb jokes? you.

Women's sports.

What does a cupcake get for Christmas? A fat kid.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a pool? A: A man with no arms or legs in a pool.

Why are cemetaries gated? Typically, to prevent vandalism and the emotional trama it inflicts on the deceaseds' families.

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Girl: Do you like me :D Boy: No Girl: =( Boy: You didn'y ask me if i loved you Girl: :D Do you love me Boy: Naw

How is the difference between a door? Its a chicken, because they don't have wheels.

An Asian oceanographer went scuba diving in the Pacific Ocean. Three days later the coast guard found his remains torn apart by sharks.

What did batman say to robin befor they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

How many Grand Jurists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on if it was a cop that snuffed out the light bulb.

What did the racist wife give to her black husband on their anniversary? Golf clubs because he liked to golf.

Knock knock. Who's there? Becca. I just found out i have aids, so you should probably get yourself checked out.

Kid: Teacher, what do you hate more than supervising people in detention sessions at this school? Teacher: I am a vegan. Hence meat is relatively dispicable and I abhor it in general.

What is the biggest lie in the universe? I love you.

What's long, hard, and full of semen? a penis.

Q: What is green, blue, white and red? A: They're colors

Why was the panda sad? It's family died when China had an earthquake.

Whats worse than HIV? AIDS

What did the lover say to his lover? I love you

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