Knock Knock, Who's there? Satan. Oh **** go away.

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Two muffins are in the oven, one looks at the other and says, "it sure is hot in here." The other responds, "AAhHH a TALKING MUFFIN."

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What did the great political leader say in order to calm the riot. There were no definable words. He merely screamed as the riot swallowed him and tore him apart.

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Why was the jewish girl happy? Her pussy was wet!

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Q: why couldn't the pirate boy get into the movie? A: the movie was rated R and the pirate boy was only 14 years old, and he didn't have any adult supervision, which prevented him from entering the movie.

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What do you call a guy who acts straight but is really not? Verl.

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Not at all, I find your perception of things like that quite pleasing, you obviously care about me, and care about your wife, that's nice.

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The real Justin Beiber reallly followed me on twitter I deleted my account, set my computer on fire, scattered the ashes and killed myself

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Windows Vista

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Why did the japanese bomb pearl harbor? they wanted to weaken the US naval fleet to stop the US embargo on oil being shipped to japan

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A man walks into a bar... and recieves a concusion and short-term memory loss

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Frown is a four letter word.

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

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What happens when you pour Red Bull on a butterfly without wings? It drowns......

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Knock Knock Who's There? Ram My Penis Into Ram My Penis Into Who? Me.

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why do girls like 77? ................ ...................... ................. ...................... ................ becuz they get 8 more :P

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R.I.P Ryan Dunn.

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what's worse then droping your phone. 9/11 having sex with the holocaust

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A llama walks into a pub. Actually, he didnt, because it is physically impossible for a llama to stand up and proceed to walk over 2.8 feet. That stat was a lie.

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What happened to the man who was hit by a car? He was immediately rushed to a hospital and was reported to have a broken femur dislocated shoulder and several broken ribs. The driver was later found and was declared driving under the influence of alcoholic beverages and the victim's family sued the driver for the medical costs. The driver was arrested and was sent to a detention center for 3 months and the victim made a complete recovery.

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q: Why does my grandpa climbs a phone pole with a bag of bananas? a: He likes to climb and he might get hungry.

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There are four types of people in this world. I never said I would name them all

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Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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