World Peace

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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What's 5+7? Piccillo

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Why were the sea hawks fans mad at the Super Bowl? Because why would you throw the ball if you have one yard to go

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What's the Capitol of Washington dc? W

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How do you kill a fly? Shoot it

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How are eagles and jellyfish the same? They both fly but jellyfish don't.

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Anne Frank.

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Why did the chandelier fall on the little boy? Hell if I know, the only person who saw it got hit by a chandelier and died.

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What kind of parrot can't mimic human voices? One that's just had it's vocal chords illegally harvested and sold on the black market

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Who was worse than Hitler? Justin Bieber

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A boy walks into a haunted cematery. Zombies eat him.

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A young couple just gave birth to their first child and the doctor says, "I’ve good some good news and some bad news, what do you want first?" "Give us the bad news first", the parents reply. "Your baby has red hair", says the doctor. "Well whats the good news", ask the parents. "It’s dead", says the doctor.

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What walks on four legs in the morning, two in the afternoon, and one in the evening? A dog that plays in traffic all day.

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Why couldn't the boy see his sick mother? Because he was blind

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Nathan Gooderson.

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Q. How did Kit Kat candy bars get their name? A. It was chosen by manufacturer.

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Do you know karate, shorty? Or are those bruises from an abusive father?

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viki has 10 penises around her she eats 8 of them what does viki have? viki has AIDS

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How many Coldplay members can you fit in a car? All of them, the standard car has four seats or more. Coldplay has 4 members so it makes perfect logical sense

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why couldn't the blonde change the light bulb? because he chose the wrong sized screwdriver from his tool box

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What do you call a Mexican and a Black man on the moon? Astronauts.

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What did the white man hand to the mexican? His college degree because the mexican had completed all four years of college with a 4.0 GPA.

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What goes gurgle, gurgle, gurgle, POP! A baby in a microwave.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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