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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

... and so the rabbi says "Don't worry. It was a kosher pickle anyway."

your mom is so stupid she did not do so well on her IQ test

What is the difference between a grape and an elephant? They are both grapes, except for the elephant.

how do you say desk in spanish? escritorio

A robbery occurred at Temple University, the perpetrator is an African-American male, 5'11", wearing jeans and a black sweatshirt. Be on the look out and notify the police if seen

Roses are red Violets are blue What was I saying? Oh yeah, your adopted.

Why did the man die? He jumped of a bridge and then got run over by a train.

How did Hitler die? He saw his gas bill

A man walks into a bar... And orders a drink

What happened to Jim. He died his funeral is tomorrow.

How many jews died in a gas chamber? None because the holocaust is a myth.

A Jewish man overhears another man making a joke about the Holocaust. The Jew says, "Hey! You! My father died in the Holocaust!" The other man says, "Oh, I'm sorry. What camp was he in?" The Jew says, "Camp? No, my father had a heart attack."

What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

How did the chicken cross the road? He went to the crosswalk so all the cars had to stop for him.

Why was the crocodile depressed? It wasn't; given the primitive anatomy of the reptilian brain, modern biopsychoneurological evidence suggests that reptiles feel only basic emotions such as fear or anger.

Why did the jew break his iPhone? He dropped it when i shot him in the face.

Did you know Dr Pepper isn't really a doctor?

Not at all, I find your perception of things like that quite pleasing, you obviously care about me, and care about your wife, that's nice.

The real Justin Beiber reallly followed me on twitter I deleted my account, set my computer on fire, scattered the ashes and killed myself

A man walks into a bar... and recieves a concusion and short-term memory loss

Frown is a four letter word.

Why did the japanese bomb pearl harbor? they wanted to weaken the US naval fleet to stop the US embargo on oil being shipped to japan

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