- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What smells, tastes, and looks like trash? Garbage.

Where did Jimmy go after the bombing? Everywhere.

Q: What word contains all the letters in the alphabet? A: A made-up word, probably.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share personal information with a stranger.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Blonds are cute and so are u.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was thrown out of the way

Q: What did the anorexic girl do for thanksgiving? A: Nothing, she was paralyzed from a fall 2 days prior and nobody had found her yet.

Why was the boy upset? Because he has a frog stapled to his face.

Q: What do you call a black man sitting on a bench? A: Whatever his name is.

What did the mail man say to the resident? I have your mail. Now let's f*ck.

Dr. Dick Howard Long visits a friend in England. Arriving at his friend's house, he knocked at the door. A butler then lets him in and asks, "Sir, would you like to wait while the Master bathes?" The doctor then replies, "Sure thing, I'll wait until he's done."

What did the robot say to the centipede? STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE!!!! It's funny cause the robot ain't got no arms.

There is a black man and a Mexican standing near the edge of a cliff, the black man turns to the Mexican and says, "We probably shouldn't stand this close to the edge of a cliff" The Mexican agrees and they step away from the cliff.

Poopsack Jones

World peace

One time a man cut off Chuck Norris while driving, and Chuck Norris kindly excused the man's lack of consideration for his fellow drivers.

Looking for a job in this economy is like trying to find employment during an extreme economic downturn.

a show horse jumps over a bar

Steve Jobs.

Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange WHO? Knock knock? WHO'S THERE?! Orange Williams. Sorry, I suffer from debilitating OCD.

Women"s Rights

What did the downs syndrome say when he walked into the bar? 'nbgzsbjndjgtbnsuzhvcghvdhjdtv.' He has downs syndrome

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

how do you wake up lady gaga? scream in her ear.

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