co jo kurwa tocza?

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how do you confuse helen keller? you put her in a room full of naked men and tell her that they are really candy canes

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why did the small child drop his icecream? he was hit by a bus

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What do you call a Mexican from Cancun? A cholo.

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did you know the leading cause of funerals is death?

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KNOCK-KNOCK Who's there? There's a man after me, I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me! I'm scared, I don't know what he'll do. Let me in goddamnit! There's a man after me I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me I'm scared I don't know what he'll do let me in goddamnit who?

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T-Dog scare me

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have herpes. If I were you I would get tested.

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When life hands you lemons, Squeeze them in the eyes of children

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An Oldish (probably 27) man walks into a chuck-e cheese, He then puts on his coustume.

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Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

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Roses are red Violets are Blue Little Timmy died yesterday

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I'm gay.

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what is pink stinky? your butthole lol

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I have to tell you something. What? I just told you something.

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, the sky is grey so is the grass everything is grey, as i am colourblind

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2 Jews walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks and call a cab to get home

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

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Why did Sally not get her permission slip signed? Because her parents where murdered. Why did Sally not think to ask her grandparents? Because there in jail for killing her parents.

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Why does World of Warcraft advertise on Anti-Joke? Because World of Warcraft is funny in anticlimactic and alternative way

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Q: What's worse than being fat? A: Getting even fatter than u already are. :o

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What do you call a strait man that is also gay? Bisexual.

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A blonde, brunette and a redhead are taken captive by a native tribe. They didn't survive the encounter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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