- Anti Joke

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "My son was just diagnosed with pancreatic cancer."

How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

one day tiarnan got banged by a goat

What is funnier than 9 black fellas dead in a trashbin? 1 black fella dead in 9 trashbins.

How do you get a clown of a swing set U hit it with an ax 2.5 times

Q: What did the ugly duckling say to the other ducks? A: QUACK!

whats worse than stubbing your toe? being gang raped and then killed

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor. The results came back, and you have brain cancer.

Why did the man drop his wallet? Because his palms were sweaty from a long, happy day at the beach with his family after moving into there new home.

Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

what to you call a black person that flies planes? a pilot YOU RACIST

How many times does it take a blond to start a car? Usually once; however, the weather may have an impact how well the engine will spark.

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What rhymes with turtle? Rape

Q: Whats so funny about an antijoke? A: nothing

What's worse than an empty bottle of Yoohoo? Literally nothing.

what is a big jar and has a human in it? A human in a jar.

What do you call a bicycle that likes threesomes. A tricycle

How did shaniqua fall of the hill? because the diabito truck ran her over

Whats funnier than a jew holding a nickel. Nothing. Jews are cheap.

How do you wake up lady gaga? You poker face.

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