Haiku's Are Easy. But Don't Always Make Much Sense. Refrigerator.

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What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

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I cant think of one (._. )

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Two men sit down at a bar. First man: I hear you're having a baby! Second man: My wife had a miscarriage. First man: Oh.... The talking ceased

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What do you call a Chinese man in a cage full of Ostridges? A zoo worker.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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How many rats live in a llamas stomach? the cats pajamas

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Jake Bowar

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Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy but get in the van

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What did the dead baby say to his mother? Nothing. He's dead.

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why did the 1st koala fall out of the tree ? it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree ? it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree ? it was inside the fridge

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Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

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Two black guys are in an elevator, one guy gets off at the sixth floor, and the other on the eighth. And thats it.

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I told my friend a joke. He didn't laugh, I asked why. He said he was autistic and he does not understand humor.

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What happened to the jew? He got shoved in an oven.

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Why was the little boy crying? His whole family died.

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balls in ya mouf

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Ask me if I'm in a tree? No.

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An octopus walks into a bar. The people in the bar, realizing the potential of danger, stand up and leave the bar quietly.

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Why did the black man die? Why didn't the black man die?

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Teacher- "Sally Sue, a sentence that starts with I, please."\ Sally Sue- "I is..." Teacher- "no, no, Sally Sue, when you start with I, you must follow it with am." Sally Sue- "I am the 9th letter of the alphebet."

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How do you make a clown cry? You kill his family and chop off his legs.

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Brittney Spears

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Q. what did the refuge from uganda say to his mom when he was riding his bike A. look ma no hands.....

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