Why did the Jew ask for a napkin? something funny about the holocaust

Whats worse than your camera not working? getting hit by a fridge during the Holocaust

A straight man walks into a lesbian bar. He quickly realizes his mistake and leaves.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? I don't know. I wasn't there.

what's black, long, and moves around a lot? a van.

Roses are red, Violets are violet. You guys really suck at making poems...

What's meaty and has a poof? A meatball with a bubble.

Knock knock *No one was home*

What did Mulan say to Pocohantas? Nothing as they are nothing but fictional creation of the childish (yet genius); minds of the Disney corporation. Although if they were capable of empathy (which isn't likely) then they would still, say nothing, as they are from two completely different movies.

What's worse than being beaten by your Father? Well, it depends.

What's the difference between The Holocaust and baking pizza? Pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

Justin Bieber having an erection.

A man runs into a bar and warns everyone about the hurricane.

whats the boys name that has no legs no arms and no eyes? lucky

what is brown and rhymes with snoop? dr dre

Whats the difference between a cobra and the hulk? One is my penis and the other one is a cobra.

Why didn't the black man have a job? He was only in first grade.

the guy below me is gay

Small titties.

How do you escape a vicious tiger? You cleverly create a distraction so the tiger's focus is not on you. Then, you quickly run away because the tiger doesn't know you are leaving.

The WNBA

Hey I just met you,and this is crazy,please stand up,if you're the real slim shady.

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? cause there are more geese on one side

Knock knock. Who's there? Ben. Oh hi! come in.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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