- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black and hangs from a tree in my backyard? My neighbors children.

A teenage boy tells his family that he is gay. His mother says she had always known, and they accept him for who he is.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share personal information with a stranger.

My friend may look like a circle but..... ......He's actually a square.......

Frown is a four letter word.

Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere

What's the difference between black people and dog shit? One of them eventually turns white and stops smelling.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

What did little Robbie get for Christmas? AIDS

Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised they are in the presence of a celebrity.

What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

What did Jesus say to the Easter Rabbit? Nothing, it ran off before he could say anything. They're so skiddish, those pesky rabbits...

what is a big jar and has a human in it? A human in a jar.

Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll probably just land back on earth.

Why did the blonde cross the road? Because she was stupid.

Why did Little Jimmy never make it in the NBA? Because he died at age 6.

Bob (laughing): Jared fell off of a cliff Jim: What's so funny about that? Bob: Nothing. I'm laughing at the girl that just fell out of a tree into a giant tub of peanut butter!!!

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Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last as long for fat people...

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What did the man who was punched in the throat say to his friend?

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