- Anti Joke

whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing you should be worrying about the future not the past.

Whats funny? Nick Sotelo

A simple country boy and a hugely attractive young blonde sit in the same train carriage. They exchange greetings and pleasentaries, but are quiet for the remainder of the journey.

Why dont dinosaurs speak english? Because a meteor hit the earth and ran them into extinction

whats the difference between a black man and a bench a bench can support a family

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How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

guns don't kill people. casey anthoney kills people.

why was the girl in the corner with a knife? she's an emo

what do you do when a woman tells you no? cut her tongue out

Pavel Novak

Q. What gets louder as it gets smaller? A. A baby in a paper shredder

Q: how do you get a man with one arm out of a tree? A: shoot him

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What's a boomerang that never comes back to you? A stick. :/

Grapefruit.

Obama-Care

weiner? balls

A Man walks into a car dealership and asks the salesman "How many of these Blue ones do you have in stock" ? The salesman looks at the Man and begins to cry. "Why are you crying" asks the Man "I had a dog named Blue once" replied the salesman. And then he ate a taco in front of the Man,wiped his hands on his slacks and slowly backed away from him. The Man thought to himself..."Gee I'm hungry" and left the car dealership to go buy a taco instead.

What's your middle name? (Interrupt them) It doesn't matter what your middle name is! What does deduce mean? Fall down the stairs.

What happened when Dave tried to break the record for most marshmallows in the mouth at once? He choked and died.

Roses are red, violets are blue, cheeseburger.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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