is it big enough to have sex in????

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How do you stop a run-away bus? You sit down in the driver's seat and gently place your foot on the brake pedular and proceed to press it down. The brake pads, located in the calipers, will squeeze the brake discs and slow the bus eventually to stop at the crosswalk for the old lady accompanied by a young boy scout to cross the street and continue their wonderful lives.

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what goes plop, plop, fizz, fizz? baby twins in an acid bath.

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You cannot invite, hire people for money and expect loyalty Red, you need to make them earn the right to work for you, merits, background checks, consistency, friend, I can help you with a lot of my own experience, what saddens me about you being the leader, is that you have a good heart. And you are naive, a dangerous combination, if anyone such as Jonas shows up again, your life may be in danger, I mean you know who I am talking about.

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What did the blind, deaf, mute child get for Christmas? Leukemia

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Billy had a dream. He saw himself becoming rich and famous. He drove an expensive car and lived in a mansion. His career reached its peak and he was accused by the media of having numerous sexual relations and drug problems. After 3 years of rehab he made an excellent comeback tour in which his name made it back onto the front pages and his respect regained. In his later years, he died of an accidental drug overdose and his loyal fans pay tribute to him every year. But this will never happen to Billy. Billy is a cactus.

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Click click ,scroll scroll. Bro you wasted your time. -Troll Lord

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Why did my phone crack? I dropped it.

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Hey, you know what'd be funny? A guy having a seizure saying, "Help I'm having a seizure!"

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What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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An Asian person drove home safely.

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Why are the inside of a black guys hands white? Because he has worked really hard for his whole life.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. Once cooked to a golden brown they are removed for human consumption.

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Why did Debby drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus.

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What's winnie the pooh's middle name? the

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A horse walks into a bar. The impact fractures his skull immediately, knocking him unconscious. He then dies from the resulting brain damage.

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What's the difference between a dog and a urologist? A dog is a domesticated canine, and a urologist studies urine.

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why did the 70 year old white barber refuse to cut the black man's hair... It's because the old man's wife died just two weeks prior to this appointment and he is not in the current mental state to be wielding a pair of sharp sicors near another man's neck. This has happened many times between him and his customers in the past week, and his client base is lessening because of this.

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Why was the alpaca sad He just got raped

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What did Christopher Colombus say to his men before they boarded the boat to sail around the world? Get on the boat.

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Plenty of things but you already knew that.

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What was the blind man doing at the movies? He was on a date.

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What happens to a red rock when you throw it in a blue sea? It gets wet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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