So there are 2 ninjas in a dojo, The first ninja turns to the second ninja, and says something in Japanese

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt a black guy ate him.

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Q: What does Osama Bin Laden's dead body and a sea sponge have in common? A: Nothing. One was buried in respectful accordance with Islamic law and the other is an animal of the phylum Porifera that's incapable of murdering thousands of innocent persons.

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2 scrubbers walk into a room , one says " can you you smell fresh-air spray"?

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What's the difference between 2 flies? Their DNA

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What has three legs and bleeds? A cat with a cut off leg.

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A man came up to me and said," you suck" You know what I told him "YOU SUCK!"

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why didnt the boys drink the coffee? because she coughed on it

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yo mamas like a spider always getting wrapped up in her own cu*

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Q. Why did the mother dissagree with her son's choice in friends? A. Because they were a rather bad influence on him and his grades had gotten considerably worse since they started to hang out.

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Roses are red violets are blue. I have amnesia so say hello to your nan when you get home

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

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What's black, white and red all over and can't turn around in a corridor? A nun with a spear through her

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What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? Nothing, cause he didn't make it till Christmas...

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How did Jesus walk on water? He was Jesus

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What did the anti-joke say to the joke? Your fly is down.

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what did batman day to robin? get in the car robin.

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart but the very next day your body rejected the transfer and you died.

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What does a cat sound like when it's being raped by a human? MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWW!

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What do you tell a 500 lb. Sumo wrestler who's eating your food? Stop eating my food.

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I jacked off over a blind girl the other day, she never saw me coming

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Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

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Penis.

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