why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? because i shot it.

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Why did the black guy get fired from his job. I asked first.

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why couldn't the Mexican get a job? because of the multiple racist jokes gave his ethnicity a bad name.

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Q., Why did you mum eat mum on ur mom go die mom niga nigga cut me hang me lolololo A.my cat died shut up newb lololololo

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Frogs with dislocated fingers....................................................CARROT

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whats bonged in and looks like milk? harry after some cani

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Q. Why did the sheep die? A. I pushed it off a bridge

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Why did the elf cry? Because someone stole his shoe.

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If I just post the same thing someone else posted and say it was mine, I'm gonna be really popular because everyone is too dumb to realize it's not my original work of genius.

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Why did the little boy run away from Michael Jackson? Because he was scared

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Friends are like bananas. If you peel your skin and eat them, they die.

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Three men walk into a bar because they were all blind.

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What do people say? words.

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Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

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ok i got one for ya 2 Penn State coaches walk in to a butt....

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A knock knock B who's there A your newborn give me your money or I will hang all your kids

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why did the ginger have no friends? he was wearing skechers

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Roses re red Violets are black You'd look better with a knife in your back

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A man walks into a bar. "Ouch, he says, I did not see that bar there."

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Why couldn't Ray Charles read? Because he was blind.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm bored of this how about you?

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Why did the man die in his office? Because a storm five miles away took down a power line that fell onto a truck igniting the fuel in it causing an explosion that started a forest fire that burned down another power line causing a spark to fly out of the man's phone and into his ear, killing him instantly.

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Measurology: The measurement of your measure can measure the measurement of measures, along with measurements exceeding the measurements of measurement, with measures at the measurement of measuring measured measures. - ToFlyForU_28

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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