- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did batman day to robin? get in the car robin.

What is the saddest part of a Jew's life? The fact that every single day the world turns more and more 'jokingly' anti-semetic until the point that the Jewish people have become so overwhelmed by depression that they begin committing suicide until the point of Jewish extinction.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

I friended Paul Walker on Xbox, but he's always in the Dashboard.

What does a cat sound like when it's being raped by a human? MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWW!

no one walks in to a bar bar tender: shit!

What do you call something with no legs or arms swimming in the lake? A fish.

What does the English major do? Write anti-jokes because he has no job

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

why did the little boy cry? some gang killed his family infront of him.

roses are grey violets are grey everything is? grey i'm colour blind fml

What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? Nothing, cause he didn't make it till Christmas...

Two muffins were in the oven. One muffin goes "whoo! It's getting hot in here!" the other muffin goes "ahhh! A talking muffin!!!"

whats the difference between a mexican and an elevator? An elevator can raise a child.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was blind and deaf, which would e very unsafe to do.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

What's the similarity between a plum and an elephant? Both are purple, except for the elephant.

Why was the alpaca sad He just got raped

You wanna know what sucks about your face? . . Everything.

High school gym class.

A woman comes home and finds her husband with another woman. Their marriage collapses and the husband goes on to marry the other woman and his ex-wife commits suicide.

Your mama's so fat she's going on weight-watchers to pursue a healthier lifestyle and avoid the longterm effects of obesity.

Your Mother is so kind that when I see her I say hello and ask her how she has been

What has three legs and bleeds? A cat with a cut off leg.

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