A man walks in to a bar, the bartender asks "what will it be?" The man says i don't know, what will it be?"

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Haiku's can be fun But they don't always make sense Refrigerator

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When life gives you lemons... you probably just found lemons...

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

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What goes in long and hard and comes out soft and sticky? Chewing Gum

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Why does kelly keep going on about breasts ? cus shes into chicks !!!

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What's the difference between 2 flies? Their DNA

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Penis.

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What happens when you read every anti-joke on anti-joke? You spend a lot of time in front of a screen. This means you should have a 10-15 minute break, so that your sinuses can rest and you don't develop a headache.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt a black guy ate him.

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Why did Ralph fall off the swing He was distracted because he had a perfect view of the twin towers when 9-11 was happening

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A woman comes home and finds her husband with another woman. Their marriage collapses and the husband goes on to marry the other woman and his ex-wife commits suicide.

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What does a cat sound like when it's being raped by a human? MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWW!

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Roses are red violets are blue. I have amnesia so say hello to your nan when you get home

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What has three legs and bleeds? A cat with a cut off leg.

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What smells worse than a skunk? A dead skunk.

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want to no whats funny what your mom

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What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? Nothing, cause he didn't make it till Christmas...

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What did the anti-joke say to the joke? Your fly is down.

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what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

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What do you tell a 500 lb. Sumo wrestler who's eating your food? Stop eating my food.

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Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

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A jew walks into an Oven....

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whats better than sex? cookies

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