Fine then, its me Tifa, I am sorry for going against your ideology, I was trying to emulate and copy you, but yeah... Bad thing is that yeah I taught these concepts to a real shitload of people Nero, on the bright side, its not much compared to what you know. Sorry for being all rude, but thirty something? I mean I never seen your face nor even the color of your skin Mr Doctor Doom, but you always struck me as very, very old. I kinda appreciate you calling me the girl with the big red scared eyes, most people call me you know, most people never look me in the eyes, not that I really blame them.

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When life gives you lemons... you probably just found lemons...

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What's black, white and red all over and can't turn around in a corridor? A nun with a spear through her

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What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? Me :'(

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt a black guy ate him.

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why didnt the boys drink the coffee? because she coughed on it

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How did Jesus walk on water? He was Jesus

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Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

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what did batman day to robin? get in the car robin.

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So there are 2 ninjas in a dojo, The first ninja turns to the second ninja, and says something in Japanese

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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What has three legs and bleeds? A cat with a cut off leg.

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whats better than sex? cookies

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A man walks in to a bar, the bartender asks "what will it be?" The man says i don't know, what will it be?"

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2 scrubbers walk into a room , one says " can you you smell fresh-air spray"?

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What does a cat sound like when it's being raped by a human? MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWW!

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yo mamas like a spider always getting wrapped up in her own cu*

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Q. Why did the mother dissagree with her son's choice in friends? A. Because they were a rather bad influence on him and his grades had gotten considerably worse since they started to hang out.

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Roses are red violets are blue. I have amnesia so say hello to your nan when you get home

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

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Why does kelly keep going on about breasts ? cus shes into chicks !!!

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart but the very next day your body rejected the transfer and you died.

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How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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I jacked off over a blind girl the other day, she never saw me coming

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