Would I ever lie to you? No, because lying is bad.

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whats red white and blue? i dont know

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Why did the mushroom go to the party??? Cuzz he was a fungi (fun guy)

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I have read and agree to terms of service.

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Why did the girl's cat fall from the ceiling? Because she didn't use enough tape.

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what do you call a sock that is no longer white a dirty sock

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What's brown and sticky? -A stick.

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Chocolate tastes good.

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What do you call a black lifeguard? Ironic.

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whats small, black, and crispy? a baby in a drier

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Michael J Fox likes his martini's shaken because they taste better that way.

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Humpty dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty dumpty had a big fall. All the king's horses and all the king's men did not come to help him because the United States does not have a patriarchal system of government.

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I dislike old people.

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why can't the black man get a job? The economy is suffering and unemployment rates are at an all time high

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Whats long and hard? a pole

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Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with large genitalia.

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Golf.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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A man witnessed a car crash. He was traumatized

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how did the dinosaurs die? they got old

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Why did the angry husband murder his cheating wife? She forgot to cook dinner.

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wanna hear a joke?... Womens rights

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Child Prostitution.

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Knock, Knock! Who's there? Matt. Matt, who? You're friend Matt that you texted twenty minutes ago telling me to come over.

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