What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

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husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

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What did the women order for dessert? Pie.

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Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

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two fish are in a tank.

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Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

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what a tomato would say if his friend would be hit by a car? Nothing because tomatoes can't speak

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Why is Obama's name Obama? Obama

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A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

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What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cats dont talk.

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunge cord? My ass!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

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What's brown a sticky? -A stick

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Why did the Black Man only eat one apple a day? He was trying to stay healthy. On an unrelated note he was under the poverty line, and addicted to an illegal substance. He does not represent African-American society very well.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Tulips are red, And my garden is red. OMG...MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE

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How do you drown a blonde? Hold their head under water.

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Whats the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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Why Was a guy wearing Pink pants? Because He Was Gay.

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roses are red violets are blue ill cut your dick off and use it as glue

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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A man is walking alone in a park and stumbles upon a lamp. He rubs the lamp and a genie appears out of thin air. The genie tells him he has three wishes to wish for whatever his heart desires. The man naturally wishes for Anthony Davis to shave his damn unibrow. He then throws the lamp at a little boys face and laughs uncontrollably.

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How Many Friends Did The Ginger Kid Have? None.

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A: Ask me if I'm a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

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What does a Jew do when he sees a masked man at his door? He grabs a phone to alert the police and hides in his bedroom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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