- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

What do you call a racist guy surrounded by a gang of black pepole? Dead.

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

What do you call Jesus Christ? Jesus Christ.

What did the man with paranoid schizophrenia say? I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

knock knock. who's there? whoer whoer who? whoer you?

what do you call a diver with no arms and no legs? a bobber

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down.

A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

How do you get a black man off a swing? ask him.

Then there was that caveman that ordered a whiskey on the rocks...

A man walked into a bar, he was extremely short sighted, after this occurence he decided to phone up the opticians to get some glasses.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he

What did Tommy's father tell him on Christmas? Nothing, he was violently stabbed to death on Christmas Eve.

What do you call a black man who graduated med school? A doctor

why is there a hole in the wall, i hope a prehistoric mole doesnt come out of that hole in the ball CC

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. Your family is dead.

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How did the fireman get the cat out of the tree? He shot it.

What does a girl with no arms on a swing? Falls.

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