- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A homeless person dies.

What was the woman doing in the kitchen? Investigating a murder..

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

Your momma is SOO FAT that I had to call my doctor. He said you should go on a diet and exercise. I called my local gym and gave your mom a 3 months membership. Monday to Friday. Your welcome and good luck.

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

In Soviet Russia, everyone leads a perfectly normal life.

did you ever see a butter fly?

What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

Q: Whats better than ten babies in ten trash cans? A: One baby in ten trash cans

i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

Q: why did sally fall off the swing A: she had no arms A:knock knock Q:who is there A:not sally

john liked the paper........ so he took it

Q: Why did the girl fall of her swing? A: She was hit by a rogue fridge. Q: Why didn't she get back up? A: She was quite badly injured.

Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

Knock knock Nobody's home.

knock, knock Sho'sthere? Sam who? Sam Butt

steves legs

Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

A: Ask me if I'm a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

What's the difference between a single mom and a stripper? Job status.

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