What did the man say to his wife? Go make me a sandwich!

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out that because you were sexually violated, you are now a victim of unplanned pregnancy and have contracted AIDS and any number of other STD's from the horrible expirence that will forever haunt your nightmares.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Thousands upon thousands upon thousands of dying infants.

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What is the difference between you and Chuck Norris? You're reading this and he's probably doing something productive.

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Haha pizza

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what do you call the one eyed man in the land of the blind? You call him an outcast

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Women rights.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Police, your family just died in a car accident/

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wanna hear a joke?... Womens rights

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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Baby seal walks into a club... what a tragedy

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Your mom is so dumb that she failed to pass her 11th grade year, forcing her to drop out to get a GED and spend the rest of her life at a dead end job

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running. From the forest. That hell hole. He had got away, but he could remember. The darkness. The silence. Until the unmistakable scream of the guns and then- The Running. The Screaming. The Blood, oh the blood. Seeing Charlie. Oh, that damned soul Charlie. The bullet went right- But that was long ago. So long. But sometimes, in the silence, Chicken remembers. The Running. The Screaming. The Blood. And he screams.

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Your momma is SOO FAT that I had to call my doctor. He said you should go on a diet and exercise. I called my local gym and gave your mom a 3 months membership. Monday to Friday. Your welcome and good luck.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducked.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1

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Why did the monkey sit on the toilet? To have a bowelmovement

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am.

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I am funny, yes? No, you are not.

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penis

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Real jokes.

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A fat man walks into a bar. There is a 70% chance his mom is fat.

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Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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