God is religiously proven to be real

What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Knock Knock Who's there (five gunshots)

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

What happened when the boy didn't forward the chain message to ten people. Nothing.

What's silver and bad for your teeth? A wrench

A ginger rapping.

What do you not want to get when playing scrabble? Diarrhea

what do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

Canada

Men's rights.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

why did Suzy drop her ice cream? doesn't matter, why is she out of the kitchen.

What's worse then listening to Nickleback? The Holo- On second thought, nothing.

i heart wiener

What does a man like. food.

Why did Sally go to McDonalds? Because she felt like it

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

whats the differance between a orange and a dead baby one is a delicious treat the other is a fruit

What did the man with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip

What's yellow and smells like piss? Urine.

What's big, black, wide, long, and has white lines all over it? A new highway road.

This is not a joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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