How did two Jews react when they saw a quarter on the sidewalk? They agreed to donate it to charity.

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Q: What happened when Timmy divided by zero? A: He got a syntax error.

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when does the phrase "time heals all wounds" not apply? to people with fatal wounds.

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Indeed.

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3 ducks are sitting in a pond. one with blonde feathers. one with brown feathers, and one with white feathers. A Transvestite Inbred Donkey Man kills them instantly.

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When is the right time to have sex with a 16 year old? After consent from her parents

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Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

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You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

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The jets are a good team..

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Your mom is so fat she beat up snorlax from pokémon, than got charged for abbuse because it is illegal to use physical violence on pokémon unless in a battle or in attempt to capture one.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

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A joke

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"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Windows Vista

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how did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken..

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Womens rights.

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what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped covered in semen.

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S.O.P.A

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has psychotic tendencies.

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25

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What do you call 3 horses in 1 boat, in the middle of the Dead Sea? Lost

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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