A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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ghjwASFDJHKJZFKLJFHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHA GGGG DG FUC K DISLIKE ME!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Somebody who wants to come in.

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A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

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Q: what do you call a guy with a stolen cat in his pocket A: The police because stealing animals is illegal

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Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

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Q:why was the man on a two seated bycicle by himself? A:his wife had recently died and he wasn't ready to let go

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Why did the plane crash Because Joe diragi is so fat

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What's funnier than a midget bungie jumping? Nothing

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what did the noob say to the gamer your a gamer nooob

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Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

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When is a door not a door? When it was never actually a door in the first place and you just thought, for whatever reason, that i was.

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If Pythagoras was racist, he would have made hypotenuses.

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How many Somalians can you fit in a Shopping trolley? Well rather unfortunately there is a lack of Shopping Centers in Somalia due to its corrupt government and its general poverty in comparison to a 1st world country, needless to mention the civil wars. I would guess 7 though.

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9/11 was a shocking time for all of us.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Down Syndrome

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 9/11

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What do you think about whats happening in the middle east right now? You're an idiot.

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One orphan said to the other, 'what are your parents called'

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Roses are blue violets are red pull down ur pants and get in my bed :D

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When I went on this website for the first time with a few friends, I was surprised to see a lot of these jokes were actually capable of making me laugh. But as I read on, eventually those funny, harmless jokes turned into offensive, ignorant, and very absurd statements. I realize that this 'anti joke' website was most likely created by a bunch of white people, because obviously white people are one of the most racest human beings, but all this is just too much! I guess I'm trying to say: if your going to make a joke, be respectful about it. America has gone through a lot of unforgiveable hardships and unfortunately these 'jokes' are making fun of all of that in a very offensive way.

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What do you call a shop dedicated to selling watermelon, fried chicken and corn bread? A poor business model.

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A basket full of puppies can do anything, except put out a fire.

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What do you call a gay drive by? a fruit rollup

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