why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

a banana

Roses are shit Violets are my dick Guess what I do for a living? Sex with refrigerator monkeys!

How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

why did the kid kill himslelf? he was bullied.

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

hi ....................... oh i thought this was a chat room !!!!!!!

A scottish man having fun

What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

TRUE COMEDY: "HOW ABOUT THAT AIRLINE FOOD!"

This joke isnt funny.

black people. that is all...

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

I am really good at math debating

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