Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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I am really good at math debating

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whats young and never moved? still born baby

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how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

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What do you call a old guy watching little kids in a pool? a life guard

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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When does the Trogdor come? In the Niiiiighhhttttt.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being mentally retarded.

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Hitler is my role model

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how do you stop a train? you cant..

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why was the kid named owen? Because thats what his parents wnted him to be named

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I don't fucking know.

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Why was Brother Jim so loyal to god? Because he had a harpoon through his anal cavity.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah Witness.

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What did the rapist say when he spotted the young girl? I am going to rape you!

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Liars go to hell! -God

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Acouple of grammer nazis walk into a bar & 'their' treated very poorly.

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Whats the funniest part about 911? Over 1,000 People Died

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Why was the blonde woman crying? -because she witnessed her infant get sucked into a jet engine and was very sad.

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Five guys one rape.

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what happened to the mexican who dropped his ice cream at work? He got a raise, won the $5 billion jackpot, was given ten car dealerships, then died.

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Why the worker did not come to work? Because he died!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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