I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

What did the sexually promiscuous man get for Christmas? AIDS.

Hey, your mom left something at my house. It is pink and lasy. It is her new hat and i think she will want it back.

jess is a drama queen am i right rishi ?

Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

Why did the penguin cross the road? Chicken

99% of guys are hot. The other 1% go to my school.

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Roses are red, I have a phone, nobody texts me, forever alone...

Q: why did sally fall off the swing A: she had no arms A:knock knock Q:who is there A:not sally

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

roses are white violets are green if you you sit on santas lap he will stab you

Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Perpresher

what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

What is a cow's favorite place to go? The slaughterhouse.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

Your Mom... is a very nice lady who makes good cookies

Knock knock Nobody's home.

whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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