Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

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Why is a zebra named gorge fat? Because it ate Mcdonalds

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What's worse than Bin Weevils? Nick Clegg.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The KKK

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I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

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why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

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What is worse worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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Why did Tyrone try to sell Timmy some blow? Due to his poor educational background, lack of recommendations, and a terrible job market, Tyrone wasn't able to get a real job and had to resort to selling illegal narcotics. This wasn't something Tyrone wanted to do, because he promised himself he would never end up like his father, but this was the only way he could support his family.

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how do you know if a chinese man has been in you house? your homework is done

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What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

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How did the man become sterilized? Blow-dart through the testicle.

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What do you call a homosexual with no legs or arms. Jerry

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A man walks into a bar... and gets hurt.

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Your mom is so ugly that your father married her because of emotional, spiritual, and intellectual compatibility, not because of sexual attraction.

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What's the worst part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap. What's the best part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap.

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Knock knock Who's there? FBI

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Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

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A guy walks into a bar, and then orders a jack and coke.

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What do you call an Iraqi man steering the plane? a pilot, you racist.

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To pen state administraters walk into a butt

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the gay guy's house . Knock knock . Who's there? The chicken.

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Why was the school teacher crying? Because after 12 minutes of watching each one of your students be crushed to death by an 18 wheeler, anyone would cry.

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Whats worse than having no mother? Having no mother and father, enabling you to have to support a family at the age of 12, using the allowance that your parents are supposed to give you once a week.

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What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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