Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't; by the time Keller owned her first dog, she was an adult with exceptional communicative abilities for one with her condition. She frequently wrote about her beloved dogs and is even credited with introducing the Akita breed to the United States. If her dog had run away, it would be unlikely that she would have been allowed further dogs.

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What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

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Q: What is Paul's nickname A: His name is Paul, he doesn't need a nickname

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The Aristocrats

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

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What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

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A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

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arse

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What did the white guy the black guy and the Asian all have in common Penises

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How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

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Santa Clogged my toliet

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Why do birds suddenly appear? If you were more observant, you would notice they usually approach gradually.

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I AM DISSAPOINTED

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how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? who cares even if they could screw it in it wouldnt work because there to poor to aford electricity

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I wanted to burn some calories, so i lit a fat kid on fire

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Satan called. I put him on hold.

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i wish i was a tree !

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Why couldn't dracula's wife get to sleep? She had insomnia.

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what makes white men feel embarrassed and and ashamed? when they find out their girllfriend has been sleeping with a black man.

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What's the difference between above job and below job? Below job sucks

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Living through the Holocaust and finding a time machine to take you back to the beginning of it again.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

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In Soviet Russia, people are dying of starvation.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, but he's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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