How do you make a Fireman cry? You kill his family in a fire.

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barack osama

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Someone thought that an onion was the only food that made you cry. So I threw a watermelon at his face.

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A black man killed someone

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What is a terrible tragedy and wears ice skates? Holocaust; The musical on ice

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Myspace

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What is the difference between a baby and a tampoline? You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

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What did the man say to his wife? Go make me a sandwich!

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A man asked a friend at work if he could have $100, his friend replied "sure I'll give it to you when pigs fly", that man never received $100 dollars from his friend.

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What did Sam say when the basketball hit her face? Ouch.

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Once upon a time there was a little puppy. He then grew old and died.

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whats worse than the holocaust??? finding it in your apple

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Whats a good source of iron? A piece of iron.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She was shot Knock knock Who's there? Sally Aren't you dead? Oh yeah K Well imma go be dead now Have fun K

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Fat people are harder to kidnap!!

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-Why did Sara fall off the swing? -I don't know, why? -She had no arms, knock knock -Who's there? -Not Sara.

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What happens every 10 seconds in Africa? 10 seconds passes by.

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go go gadget

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Whats funnier than a real joke? An anti joke

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this website...

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What do you call a boy with no arms and a hunchback? -names

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A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

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Two guys walk into a bar, one is treated for a concussion.

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What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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