Why was the blonde woman crying? -because she witnessed her infant get sucked into a jet engine and was very sad.

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What do nine out of ten people enjoy? Gang rape.

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How do you make a Fireman cry? You kill his family in a fire.

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Lets go Detroit Pistons!

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Q: What's annoying and doesn't smoke? A: AIDS

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drugs.

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The geese of Growmore

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What do a comb and a guitar have in common? Neither of them can climb trees.

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A man is walking on a beach when he finds a golden lamp. He rubs it and a genie comes out. The genie tells the man he will grant three wishes. The man wastes his wishes on material goods that do not bring him happiness.

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Whats sad about a black women killing herself? She was my mother

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what's worse than two dead babies? three dead babies.

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Q. What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name.

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What makes the world go round? Gravity.

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a Mormon knocked on my front door three times, and i took three seconds to answer, whe shook hands for three seconds. how many dead kittens can fit in my blender?

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What do you call a man who just died 5 minutes ago? Dead.

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Fat people are harder to kidnap!!

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Two guys walk into a bar, one is treated for a concussion.

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why did the chicken cross the road.

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i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

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A black guy and a white guy are sitting in the bar. Later they will probably return to their respectable homes.

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Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

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Q: What do you call a group of asians riding their bikes while carrying large bags of merchandise filled with an ample amount of video games? A: Obviously, a few enviromentally-friendly entrepreneurs who managed to make enough of a profit via their established buisness to the extent that they could buy what they required and get some other desired items as well.

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A plane is flying from NY to Canada, but crashes on the border. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury survivors.... Just kidding, there were no survivors

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it damn well felt like it.

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Anti Joke

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