- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A kid with no arms or legs is stuck in the desert. Sucks to be him.

Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

What do you call a black guy that sings? A singer.

A Starfish walks into a bar. He sits down next to a man with a concussion. Q: What did the man say? A: Nothing because he was in a concussion and was no longer able to say words.

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

Dead babies.

Did you hear about the anorexic with the yeast infection? Apparently she's really good at math, and if she can overcome her afflictions she wants to become an accountant one day.

whats the oposite from anti-jokes? uncle-jokes. LOL

Whats worse than black people : a grimy old woman lickin your toes

why did the arrow hit the knee? the same reason pigs cant fly.

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

My mother got hammered last night. We cried at her funeral.

You better run like your ass is under fire, because it will be if you don't.

A blond is stranded on a desert island when she finds a magic lamp. Except it's actually a rock and she is hallucinating due to dehydration and starvation.

Knock Knock. F uck off.

Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

What did the teacher say to the student who stepped on a rusty nail? You have to go to the Nurse's Office to get a band-aid- I don't have any.

yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

roses are black violets are black your going to die with hate and sorrow

Why did the boy kill himself? Because he wanted to.

What's brown a sticky? -A stick

Why does LeBron James keep his phone on vibrate? Because he is often in the company of others and he does not want a ringtone to distract others from the current topic of discussion.

Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Wabbit Season" Elmer: Bang

A horse walks in a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse didn't reply because he was a hoarse horse.

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