What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

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i went to have a wank over anime as well yesterday, the i realised i dont have a penis. -adam fantuzzi

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What's the difference between a single mom and a stripper? Job status.

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Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

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SAY

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If you look up stupid in the dictionary the definition would say stu·pid? ?[stoo-pid, styoo?] -er, -est, noun adjective 1. lacking ordinary quickness and keenness of mind; dull. 2. characterized by or proceeding from mental dullness; foolish; senseless: a stupid question. 3. tediously dull, especially due to lack of meaning or sense; inane; pointless: a stupid party. 4. annoying or irritating; troublesome: Turn off that stupid radio. 5. in a state of stupor; stupefied: stupid from fatigue.

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what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

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Why were corners made? For crying.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

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Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

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Potato potato potato potato potato? Potato potato potato.

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A ginger rapping.

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Q: How do you kill a blonde? A: Put M&M's on the bottom of a pool, and tell her to arrange them in alphabetical order. By the time she starts to question this, the poison should be kicking in.

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What's funnier than a midget bungie jumping? Nothing

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why is my brother white and i am brown? the milk man is very fast!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, your dad having sex with your girlfriend

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"And i look to myself what the hell happened to our world..."

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what do you call a retarded child with a doll in his hand while crying and running up a hill in bell bottom jeans in august at night a block of ice

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whats funny and has four wheels? A handicapped 11 year old boy getting raped by his father

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Benevolent villain.

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What does a man like. food.

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Knock knock? Whose there? Who's. Who's who? No you used the wrong form of who's.

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Who ate the cookies? Your face. Litterally.

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what do you call a needle with two heads? a two headed needle

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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