- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a baby and a pineapple? Pineapples were not shot by nazis during the holocaust.

What did the baby said to her mother? Nothing because she aborted him

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Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

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What do black men do in the South? Hang around

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Q: What's more gross than uncooked hamburgers? A: Afterbirth.

What did the man say to his wife? Go make me a sandwich!

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What is a chinese person in your house? A human being

Yo Aodhan yer hands smell of pish

I was walking on the beach when I heard a man yell "Help, Shark, Help!" and I laughed, because I knew the shark wasn't going to help him.

How did sally fall off the swings? she had no arms. Knock knock, who is there? Not sally.

Why was Bill Clinton such a good president? He went to ifreeclub.com

What does the time bomb say to the idiot? Nothing, time bombs are inanimate objects and therefore can't speak.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Hypothetical questions are a waste of time and you are not achieving your full potential by reading this during work.

Q: what do you call an icy road? A: dangerous

Why did the mechanic sleep under a car? He had narcolepsy.

-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Ferrari ? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

Knock Knock Who's There? Bad-mannered Bad-mannered who? F*ck Off

What's white and black and red all over? Slaughtered Cows.

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