Womens rights. Are extremely valuable because women are equal.

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Why was Bill Clinton such a good president? He went to ifreeclub.com

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Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Perpresher

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nock nock " whos there" , "open the door and you will see

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Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide.

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Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

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i am predestal

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Knock Knock Why are you knocking? I have a doorbell.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

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roses are black violets are gray im color blind

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What did the pickle say to the banana? Nothing both of thiese particular things are sentiment and incapable of producing words and or thoughts. Along with a diverse enough personality to be creative enough to even think about asking a question. If you thought otherwise,GO SEE A DOCTER. Having sentiment objects talk to you is not normal.

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Hey Jim? What? Pass the stapler.

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What did the bartender say to the midget as he entered the bar? Nothing besides attempting to serve him in the same manner as any other reveller whilst attempting to disguise his sense of pity for the midget's debilitating and somewhat stigmatised condition.

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DANA

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safety framed toilets like bbw (big black women)

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream on the floor? Getting the end of your penis stapled

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what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

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What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

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what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

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What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

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What do a large mouth bass and my wife have in common? They are both in the Animal kingdom, both are vertebrates and they share many other traits such as eyes, a notochord, and epaxial/hypaxial musculature.

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Women's rights

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why is there a hole in the wall, i hope a prehistoric mole doesnt come out of that hole in the ball CC

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