- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

The Aristocrats

black people. that is all...

Why did the man drop his wallet? Because his palms were sweaty from a long, happy day at the beach with his family after moving into there new home.

TRUE COMEDY: "HOW ABOUT THAT AIRLINE FOOD!"

Why did the plane crash Because Joe diragi is so fat

A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Nothing, you cannot drive a plane you can only fly it

What's funnier than a midget bungie jumping? Nothing

Men's rights.

whats young and never moved? still born baby

I wanted to burn some calories, so i lit a fat kid on fire

there is a man swimming in the ocean with a tree in the ground eating him up so , the cantelope asks the microwave where is the store the microwave says nothing because it is an inanimate object and cannot speak even though the cantelope can which is unfortunate

Hitler is my role model

Satan called. I put him on hold.

When is a door not a door? When it was never actually a door in the first place and you just thought, for whatever reason, that i was.

9/11 was a shocking time for all of us.

What's big, black, wide, long, and has white lines all over it? A new highway road.

a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Living through the Holocaust and finding a time machine to take you back to the beginning of it again.

Liars go to hell! -God

Why was the monkey on the floor? Because it was dead.

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