- Anti Joke

What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

do you know a really good joke? i don't have one.

which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

john liked the paper........ so he took it

What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

What do you call a group of asians? China.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken so it will wonder when not properly fenced in

Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was black

A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

Well, this is fun.

Miscarriages.

"Doctor do i have aids?" asked the worried 13-year old.

Why didn't the black man finish high school? He overdosed on heroin.

What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

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Knock Knock Come in.

How do you escape from being enlisted in the army of your nation? Flee to a different country and bring along your valuables.

Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted

Why did Madelyn leave the space next ot the computer? Because her hat got tooken from her.

Fish for a man, he has food for tonight. Teach a man how to fish and he will have one more skill under his belt.

what was the dying mans last words? im dying

You know what they say about big feet... big penis.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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