I man walks into a bar. He got drunk.

milly, milly, milly, cat

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Shes dead.

A fat man walks into a bar. There is a 70% chance his mom is fat.

amy copied adams haircut :0

What's the difference between a train and a lamp? A lot

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because after death the body loses control of muscles and the monkey could no longer grasp the branch with his tail

A man hanged himself, leaving a note. Nobody found him, nor the note. Nobody cared for him.

Why did the lion get lost? -The jungle is massive

What is big and white, not the moon CC

A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

why did jimmy fall off the swing? because he was a tree.

What do you call a man who just died 5 minutes ago? Dead.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

Why was the Amish man dead? Because he fell off of his fridge, while trying to screw in a light bulb.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

Freedom of Speech

Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

An Irishman stays home

What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

Q: why did sally fall off the swing A: she had no arms A:knock knock Q:who is there A:not sally

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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