Wanna hear a "Friday" parody? No, that would be copyright infringement.

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So what happened after 911?? What do you think?

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What did the jew get for christmas nothing because he doesnt celebrate christmas.

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What is black, white, and red all over? Obviusly a sunburned panguin.

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What did the giraffe say to the monkey? Nothing

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? Cancer

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interru--- MOO! I'm so sorry, I have Tourette's Syndrome and cannot control these sudden outbursts. Please continue.

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Why did sally fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Knock Knock? Whos there? akward neighbor. akward neighbor who?

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Whats the difference between a duck? Yellow bills.

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knock knock you may come in

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why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

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where's waldo? in a picture book.

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Why....... Because.

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Penis

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There once was a genie With a sevenfoot weenie And he went to the lady next door She thought it was a snake So she hit it with a rake And then he murdered the shit out of her.

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What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

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I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

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what do you call a black priest? holy shit!

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What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

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How did the jew reply to the racist comment? Judaism is not a race, it's a religion.

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A fish walks into a bar

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How do you make the perfect anti-joke? Don't tell it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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