Roses are blue violets are red pull down ur pants and get in my bed :D

Q. Why did billy die? A. Becuase everyone dies in life

What's worse than the holocaust? Probably nothing

alcoholism kills

Roses are Red, violets are blue, I have STD, Now so do you. :3

whos got a massive fukkinn melon...B.I.M

Five guys one rape.

why did Tommy fall of his bike? because he was getting raped by a walrus

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food there.

A man walks into kindergarden class with a beer. He then gets arrested.

Knock knock. Who's there? Me. ME?!

What is a mexicans favorite sport? Whatever he is interested in.

SPAMS!!!

A black guy walks up to a drug dealer. He asked the drug dealer for directions and went on with his life.

What's wrong with him? He lit the flashlight at both ends.

why do asian people eat each other? because they are cannibles

Why did polly fall of her swing ??? She had no arms

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? it was dead.

Example of a pro gamer: A kid who gets all F's in gradeschool, dosent goto collage, gets fat, dies alone.

Womens rights. Are extremely valuable because women are equal.

A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as he stubbed his foot when he became fully enclosed in the tavern.

How did the guy with aids die? He died of aids

How do you keep children off your front lawn? You molest them.

So I went to the airport the other day, and the new TSA regulations are very strict.

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