A dyslexic man walks into a bra but like he actually did not a bar a womens breats.

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YO mama so stupid, when she got hit by a bus she said WHO THREW THAF ROCK AT ME.

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What's worse than having a friend in a car accident? Laughing at their funeral.

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An underaged man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, but the bartender says we don't serve minors. The boy then rushes out if the bar for fear of being caught.

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What does Mickey mouse do every day? Minnie mouse

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What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Nothing. He is Jewish, therefore he does not celebrate Christmas, he celebrates Hanukkah. So he won't get a present for Christmas, he will get eight presents for Hanukkah. (He'll like getting a good deal).

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A pornstar walks into a church, she has remained close to Christ despite her condescending career choice.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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Why did the insect play marco polo? It couldn't. Marco polo requires multiple players.

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Why did the little girl fail her test? She had mental retardation.

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You know what happens when you assume. You jump to a conclusion that could conceivably have severe consequences.

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Q: What do you call a unicorn on a mountain? A: Freaking sick.

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Kate

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What do you call a monkey? A monkey.

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What did the 5 year old girl ask Santa for Christmas? A pony.

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why did every one in the world die? a Train pooped it's pants.

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride??

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come along children

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Why Because

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar, they then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, peace, harmony and understaning between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, essentially they are all the same, and want happy existences with family and friends, and that equality and peace between religions should be a prime focus of religious institutions and governments. They then band together to criticize aetheists, who present a much more probable explanation for why the Universe is the way it is. An eavesdropper then mulls over the idea that the various religions represented behind him are willing to debate philosophical standpoints, so long as their monotheistic beliefs are not contradicted.

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Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its shoulders.

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I man walks into a bar. He got drunk.

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