roses are white violets are green if you you sit on santas lap he will stab you

what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

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steves legs

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunge cord? My ass!

Covietz has a large penis

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he overslept and missed a job interview and a chance to support his family.

How did two Jews react when they saw a quarter on the sidewalk? They agreed to donate it to charity.

A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

When is the right time to have sex with a 16 year old? After consent from her parents

pubic lice.

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

whats the diffference between pizza and a jew? burning a pizza makes me sad, burning a jew is worthy of a party!

black people. that is all...

how do you know if a chinese man has been in you house? your homework is done

Jack Oliver has a Bowl.

professor x walks over to wolverine with good news, he falls and dies of a severe concussion

¿Por qué seis de los siete miedo? ¡Porque siete ocho nueve!

The chicken crossed the road.

What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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