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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than falling into a pit of needles? being lit on fire and then falling into a pit of needles I imagine

Q. What do you call the person that graduated at the bottom of his medical department? A. Doctor

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

i heart wiener

How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

CHEEZECAKE

What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

How many Somalians can you fit in a Shopping trolley? Well rather unfortunately there is a lack of Shopping Centers in Somalia due to its corrupt government and its general poverty in comparison to a 1st world country, needless to mention the civil wars. I would guess 7 though.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 9/11

One orphan said to the other, 'what are your parents called'

Q. What do you call a black priest? A. Holy Shit

Two rabbits are being chased by dogs and hide in a log in the forest. The male pushes the female to the dogs which are at both sides of the log and gets off Scott free.

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

What do you call a gay drive by? a fruit rollup

A dyslexic man sells his soul to Santa.

What can't think, see, hear, taste, or smell? A Headless Cat

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

What did the Chinese restaurants do with dogs that wander into the kitchen? Kept them as pets.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Why the worker did not come to work? Because he died!

Q: Why don't blind people skydive? A:Because it is scary

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