- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

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why did the kangaroo jump? because its a kangaroo

why did jimmy fall off the swing? because he was a tree.

What do you get when you make a website to put jokes on? People repeating the same joke over and over again, and still managing to get good ratings.

What's worse than dropping your ice cream on the floor? Getting the end of your penis stapled

Last night I saw an elephant in my pajamas. I don't know why I went to the zoo in my pajamas.

knock,knock who's there? the postman didn't answer as he is deaf

Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

A dwarf walks under a bar.

Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

What lives underground? Grandpa

Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

A scottish man having fun

hi ....................... oh i thought this was a chat room !!!!!!!

You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

Your mother is so fat that unfortunately she can not fit into her picture for her passport and is not allowed to leave the country to go visit her dying mother.

This joke isnt funny.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

Person 1: Do you like impressions? Person 2: Yes! P1: Why? ... P1: That was Socrates.

Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

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