A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

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Knock Knock Why are you knocking? I have a doorbell.

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What did the bartender say to the midget as he entered the bar? Nothing besides attempting to serve him in the same manner as any other reveller whilst attempting to disguise his sense of pity for the midget's debilitating and somewhat stigmatised condition.

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DANA

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safety framed toilets like bbw (big black women)

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream on the floor? Getting the end of your penis stapled

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what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

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What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

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what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

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What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

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What do a large mouth bass and my wife have in common? They are both in the Animal kingdom, both are vertebrates and they share many other traits such as eyes, a notochord, and epaxial/hypaxial musculature.

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Women's rights

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do you know a really good joke? i don't have one.

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why is there a hole in the wall, i hope a prehistoric mole doesnt come out of that hole in the ball CC

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Your mother gets so hungry, she eats.

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what did the man with no legs get for Christmas? A piano

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There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

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One time I was playing hide and seek with grandma but I couldn't seem to find her. I asked my sister for help and she told me she was hiding in the living room on the shelf. I went into the living room but all I saw was a vase on the shelf. Grandma probably didn't know the game was over so I opened the vase to tell her. To this day she hasn't come out of the vase.

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Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

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option 1, minecraft VS option 2, friends

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What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

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Jasper sucks.

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What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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